Ready for the most straightforward privacy policy ever?

It Makes Noise does not collect any personal data. If it collected data, it’d have to be called It Makes Noise and Collects Data—which is a horrible name. And since none of your personal data is being collected, none of your personal data is being sold.

It Makes Noise will never ask for your email or contact info. You will never mysteriously end up on some newsletter. If you need to talk, you know where to find me.

See? Simple.

Now get out of here and go worry about something else. Like lice—yuck!